Svega ima,ničeg nema.. [CHAT TEMA]

Ajme pogibelji,dobro se zabavite

druženje bez alkohola, prebačeno za sutra u isto vrijeme.

Pih, sve veliki frajeri a uplašili se malo vode što pada sa neba...

nemam goretex kao ti. Bobo ne može, a i Odinu više paše sutra.

goxxon je napisao/la:nemam goretex kao ti. Bobo ne može, a i Odinu više paše sutra.

Ni Cezar nije imao goretex pa je ratovao i po kiši i vidi što je sve postigao.

imam kišobran

Opet... Pih!

ma Bobo me molio da odgodimo susret. kaže da pada kiša, da ne želi dolaziti s kišobranom i da bi mogao prehladiti džigeritzu

goxxon je napisao/la:imam kišobran

Ovakav množda?





http://real-self-defense.com/unbreakable-umbrella/

i ti svakakve piz*darije nađeš skup je to kišobran, 180 eura

ja bolje rezultate postižem sa svojom xxl maglite baterijom, a i svijetli nakon razbijanja lubenice

Ali zato možeš ubit boga u nekome i dalje ga otvorit i bezbrižno se šetat po kiši...

Frenky je napisao/la:ja bolje rezultate postižem sa svojom xxl maglite baterijom, a i svijetli nakon razbijanja lubenice

Ali ne štiti od kiše... A i kišobran je duži pa ima veći domet. Ukratko, s kišobranom bi i tebe i meglajticu držao na odstojanju.

i pjevati po kiši...

urbana_gorila je napisao/la:

Frenky je napisao/la:ja bolje rezultate postižem sa svojom xxl maglite baterijom, a i svijetli nakon razbijanja lubenice

Ali ne štiti od kiše... A i kišobran je duži pa ima veći domet. Ukratko, s kišobranom bi i tebe i meglajticu držao na odstojanju.

pa ni kišobran ne svijetli, a ja meglajticu bacam ko indijanac tomahahvk


jedino nakon toga koji puta ne svijetli.

goxxon je napisao/la:i pjevati po kiši...

Da, a?

Frenky je napisao/la:...a ja meglajticu bacam ko indijanac tomahahvk...

Dok meglajtica leti po zraku prema meni, ja otvorim kišobran i imam raketni štit od tvojeg projektila.

Ha! Kišobran je opet jači!

Uostalom, zamisli samo kako bi se kišobran krasno uklopio u gornji isječak, puno bolje od megice...

urbana_gorila je napisao/la:

Frenky je napisao/la:...a ja meglajticu bacam ko indijanac tomahahvk...

Dok meglajtica leti po zraku prema meni, ja otvorim kišobran i imam raketni štit od tvojeg projektila.

Ha! Kišobran je opet jači!

Uostalom, zamisli samo kako bi se kišobran krasno uklopio u gornji isječak, puno bolje od megice...

predajem se, imaš velebitsko!

Weeee!!!

Ovo i trebalo nasmijati sve koji su ikada probali napraviti nešto koristeći el.alate, a vjerujem da nas ima podosta.

COMMON TOOLS DEFINED

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted vertical stabiliser which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Oh nuts..."

ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age.

WHITWORTH SOCKETS: Once used for working on older British cars and motorcycles, they are now used mainly for impersonating that 9/16 or 1/2 socket you've been searching for the last 15 minutes.

SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

WELDING GLOVES: Heavy duty leather gloves used to prolong the conduction of intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for ingiting various flammable objects in your workshop. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

PHONE: Tool for calling your neighbor to see if he has another hydraulic floor jack.

EIGHT-FOOT LONG YELLOW PINE 2X4: Used for levering an automobile upward off of a trapped hydraulic jack handle.

TWEEZERS: A tool for removing wood splinters.

SNAP-ON GASKET SCRAPER: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-do off your boot.

TIMING LIGHT: A stroboscopic instrument for illuminating grease buildup.

E-Z OUT BOLT AND STUD EXTRACTOR: A tool ten times harder than any known drill bit that snaps neatly off in bolt holes thereby ending any possible future use.

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminium sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

BATTERY ELECTROLYTE TESTER: A handy tool for transferring sulphuric acid from a car battery to the inside of your toolbox after determining that your battery is dead as a doornail, just as you thought.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

AIR COMPRESSOR: A machine that takes energy produced in a coal-burning power plant 200 miles away and transforms it into compressed air that travels by hose to a Chicago Pneumatic impact wrench that grips rusty bolts last tightened 40 years ago by someone in Sindelfingen, and rounds them off.

CRAFTSMAN 1/2 x 24-INCH SCREWDRIVER: A very large pry bar that inexplicably has an accurately machined screwdriver tip on the end opposite the handle.

AVIATION METAL SNIPS: See hacksaw.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

MECHANIC'S KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines , refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'DAMMIT!' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

LATHE: A large, long, machine-tool specifically designed to effortlessly wrap any loose part of your clothing quickly and effectively around any of its moving parts.

MILLING MACHINE: A machine-tool specifically designed to blunt expensive pieces of pre-shaped High-Speed-Steel - aka "Cutters"; so that you can use it to make another machine to re-sharpen them again.

UNIVERSAL BANDSAW: A power driven machine designed to quickly remove the rough edge from the expensive steel bands it's fitted with on pieces of metal - of unknown providence - placed in its vise.

ENGINEERS VICE used to impart a beautiful diamond pattern on the work your gripping, also can be used to flatten the threads on studding. In all a multi purpose tool

DRO: inexpensive modern gadget designed to delude enthusiastic amateurs into thinking that they are precision engineers.

POWER-HACKSAW: Serves the same purpose as the Universal Bandsaw, save that it's designed to do the task on straight lengths of expensive steel.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.



Ovo mi zvuči kao ona: Knifemakers don't make mistakes, they make shorter knives... Ili tako nekako.

I još malo smijeha...





Mačka digitalnog doba...



J*bga, nemam kaj pametnije za radit...

Erm... treba li putovnica za Poljsku?

Mraz je napisao/la:Erm... treba li putovnica za Poljsku?

Koliko znam treba. Ali si postao ekonomski emigrant?

netreba mrazomore pošaljem te ja poštom ja častim

Mraz je napisao/la:Erm... treba li putovnica za Poljsku?

trebala je do pred koju godinu, mislim da treba i sada, sa osobnom se može u mađu, sloveniju i italiju, da i bih.

Dogovorite se!

treba . Sa osobnom moš samo u bosnu sloveniju srbiju i mađarsku (valda i crnu goru) ubiti treba ti

http://www.24sata.hr/nogomet/mup-savjetuje-navijace-nema-ljubljenja-u-poljskim-busevima-268016

kaj ja znam, uđeš u mađu, a na slovačkoj granici buš već videl


ja bi ponio putovnicu


ofkors, da ju imam i da mi na um padne nevjerojatna ideja da još koji put posjetim poljsku.

Frenky je napisao/la:
...ofkors, da ju imam i da mi na um padne nevjerojatna ideja da još koji put posjetim poljsku.

Zar si imao neugodnih iskustava?

Mraze treba ti.
Samo ju ti ponesi i no problemos...

Kad se ide i di?